Hi there :D ! Before proceeding, please consider the following:

>> This website is BEST viewed on PC (zoom out and in as needed). Sincerest apologies to mobile users :')

>> CAUTION: this website contains things such as bright colors, flashing images, catroon blood & gore, foul language, and the discussion of dark topics (not made for young children)

with all that said and done, please click the rotating rat. thank you :P

rotating rat image